These were the words of a person whom I had given lift on my way to home today. I can understand if he had some Kevlar jacket and bulletproof helmet etc protecting him. But I fail to understand how being a policeman can save a person from smashing his head on my car’s dashboard in case of an accident! I have heard similar things from guys who think they look stupid with helmets on bikes, or it ruins their hairstyle or some other silly stuff that teenage boys say. But this guy was at least 40-45 years old, on an empty village road at 6AM in morning! Whom was he trying to impress! And one common thing that I have seen in all such cases is that the reason is always on the lines of “there is no traffic cop at this time” “you wont get a ticket for jumping red light in such a small town” ” there are no cops on this road”. Come on people! At least find better reasons! Something like:
“My head starts shrinking inside a helmet”
“My car was a bull in past life, it starts moving automatically on a red light”
“The seat belt causes a chemical reaction with the fabric of my shirt”
Later it made me think, what if such a logic actually existed? If i am in traffic Police, car accidents can’t harm me. If I am a doctor, heart attack wont cause me any trouble. If I am a cook, I don’t need to eat. If I am a butcher, I will never die!
I guess we engineers will have least boastful thing to say ” I don’t need an anti-virus because I am a software engineer”. Doesn’t sound very macho,does it?